A Wild Year

With the hot Australian summer gifting us with 40+ degree Celcius days, I’m now hanging out for the cooler climes of autumn and looking forward to a wild year up ahead in 2014.

At the same time, New Years gave me a good opportunity to sit back and reflect on what a great year 2013 has been as well. Alot happened, probably too much for a single blogpost but here’s a little photo gallery showing what I got up to in the last 12 months and maybe a taster of what will hopefully be an even more epic year, 2014.

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The ascent/descent to the sulfur mine next to the acid lake isn’t particularly steep but is probably somewhat more sketch when trying to get up it balancing an Olympic barbell. Living and working in a volcano crater just isn’t for me.

Had a look around an open-cut sulfur mine on a human interest trip to the Ijen Plateau volcanic crater in Eastern Java. The rest of my short visit to Indonesia was spent trying to gauge the zeitgeist of our closest neighbour, its peoples and the highly diverse and syncretic form of Islam practiced across the archipelago. From a mere voyeuristic traveller’s perspective, the trip was a success. As for returning an Indonesia expert – the trip was a resounding failure.

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I didn’t believe it till I tried to pick one up, but these guys are carrying 80kg loads over 10kms a day. That’s 10kgs heavier than the heaviest pack I’ve ever schlepped.

A dai at the entrance of the tomb of Sultan Agung

A dai at the entrance of the tomb of Sultan Agung
Trying to navigate (unsuccessfully) the social mores of the world's most populous Islamic country.

Trying to navigate (unsuccessfully) the social moors of the world’s most populous Islamic country.

Also of interest is the spread of Wahabbism through some cities in Java like Solo. Combatting the spread of jihadist groups in Indonesia has emerged as a priority for Australian policy-makers – the more one can learn about the historical and anthropological contexts of this problem, the better. The tomb of the Sultan Agung (a local revolutionary who battled for an Islamic Java against the Dutch East India Company) at Imogiri, would be a great place to start for any Indophile seeking to learn a bit more about the nexus of nationalism, Islam and militancy in Java.

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Bunny ears for Bunny Buckets Buttress

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Bunny Buckets Buttress, a spectacular route equipped by the indomitable Mikl “Claw” Law offers three-star climbing up to 5.10

I learned a bit more about solo climbing systems and rope-soloed Bunny Buckets Buttress (5.10, 300m) an amazing wall in the Blue Mountains, New South Wales. I enjoyed free-climbing with a soloist device.

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Children play in front of a mosque built out of mud deep in Dogon country

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A view of the Dogon villages from high on the cliffs amongst the ruins of a temple belonging to the Tellem Pygmies – the escarpment’s previous inhabitants

In the middle of the North African summer, I travelled through Mali (including a trek through the Bandiagara Escarpment and a 4WD trip to Timbuktu), riding the wake of a French-led military intervention which had recently ejected Islamist and Tuareg militant groups from the north of Mali. Travelled through these parts for research – examining nomadic peoples and smuggling patterns in the Sahara. Epic things happened constantly. Along the way, my vehicle broke down in the middle of desert beginning a two day waterless hike.

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A Tuareg pastoralist on the road to Timbuktu

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Vehicle breakdown. 50 degree heat. 50km to the next well/village. Let the death march begin!

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Thankfully, some time early the next morning, these guys in their camion gave us a lift.

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Abdullah the gendarme on the back of a camion after our two day waterless epic

The short-term ethnographic fieldwork I conducted along with extensive reading on conflict between nomadic and settled peoples back in Australia as a part of my Master’s research eventuated in two papers published in the online gazette Small Wars Journal – found here and here.

Returned back to Oz and set off on a winter ascent of Australia’s classic big wall Ozymandias (V, A2) with my friend Brendan. Brendan is a bit of a badass – a keen alpinist with a string of impressive ascents in Alaska and an FA or two in the Mt Cook Range in New Zealand. He’d previously soloed the route, so while we took the topo, it was all rather unnecessary – he knew the wall well. “Ozy” was his last climbing trip before a period of convalescence (total knee re-co) which put him out of the game for a bit. Temporarily crippled from the waist down Brendan instead took up kayaking, logging a decent time on the Hawkesbury Canoe Classic ultra-marathon before bagging a solo descent of the Murray River… 2400km. Good effort.

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What is this witchcraft called aid climbing? On an A2 pitch halfway up the wall.

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Drenched by slushy rain-snow. One of the joys of living in a country whose winters hover in the temperatures just above zero.

Brendan has scrawled some quality Anatoli Boukreev quotes on his haulbag

Brendan has scrawled some quality Anatoli Boukreev quotes on his haulbag

Brendan leading the cam-jugging money pitch - traversing into the grovel chimneys.

Brendan leading the cam-jugging money pitch – traversing into the grovel chimneys.

We took our time, gorged ourselves on tinned food, enjoyed crapping off a portaledge in close proximity to each other and welcomed the waterfalls of frozen slush from the snowmelt that poured down the squeeze chimneys of the last few pitches. At some point in 2014, I’d be keen to come back and solo the route, and maybe I’ll be back for a single-push free ascent.

On Shadows Buttress (IV, 16, M3), a powerful and gorgeous line. We simul-climbed the bulk of it and descended just shy of the summit after Monz dislocated his shoulder.

On Shadows Buttress (IV, 16, M3), a powerful and gorgeous line. We simul-climbed the bulk of it and descended just shy of the summit after Monz dislocated his shoulder.

My partner Monz enjoying a 10 hour escape from the mountains with a dislocated shoulder.

My partner Monz enjoying a 10 hour escape from the mountains with a dislocated shoulder.

Finished the year with a quick trip to New Zealand to climb Shadows Buttress on Mt Lloyd. Attempted a new route on the Minarets – the (still) unclimbed Muezzin (NW) Spur which rises 1000m from the Spencer Glacier to the summit of the Western Minaret. While on Shadows, my partner dislocated his shoulder precipitating an epic descent.

Matt and I simul-climbed the West Face, leaving the bivy at 6am and arriving at the summit of the Eastern Minaret some 2 hours later.

Matt and I simul-climbed the West Face, leaving the bivy at 6am and arriving at the summit of the Eastern Minaret some 2 hours later.

Matt trying to route-find a way to the base of the Muezzin Spur. Access-sans-siege was impossible this season.

Matt trying to route-find a way to the base of the Muezzin Spur. Access-sans-siege was impossible this season.

Matt rappelling over a dodgy serac in the mid-afternoon sun.

Matt rappelling over a dodgy serac in the mid-afternoon sun. It avalanched shortly afterwards. About as fun as it sounds…

Partnerless, I spent a few days lurking around Mt Cook village until I met up with my Kiwi friend Matt. We flew out to the far-end of the park, but were shut down by access. The foot of the climb was barred by a maze of impassable crevasses. A combination of the high temperatures, climate change and the relatively dry winter New Zealand had just experienced. We consoled ourselves with a fast climb of the West Face of the Minarets, a Freda du Faur classic. Because the Minarets are at the top of the Tasman Glacier, the whole trip turned into a 3 day traverse of the whole park from the Geikie Snowfield on the West Coast down to Aoraki/Mt Cook village via the De La Beche Ridge – an excellent, if knee-grinding outing. We also enjoyed a suffer-bivy lost in the moraine.

Also snuck in a bungy jump at the Karawau Bridge (worth doing once).

I got dunked

I got dunked

In between these highlights, I did alot of this:

Can you spot the study-killer?

Can you spot the study-killer?

Some of this:

The easy classic Nailbiter (5.8/16) out at Gibraltar Peak

Bagging the easy classics at Gibraltar Peak

And ate foods like this:

Bread, riverfish and sparkling apple juice. Breakfast by the river near Timbuktu.

Bread, riverfish and sparkling apple juice. Breakfast by the river near Timbuktu.

Homemade pear and prosciutto pizza. Delicious.

Homemade pear and prosciutto pizza. Delicious.

Egypt: Tahrir Tumult

Cairo-in-revolt. The media reportage spoke of fire and brimstone. Riot police and teargas. Angry protestors with concrete shotputs. The odd tank or two. Mubarak got jail time, the protestors got their revolution but all I got was a few good Facebook photos and a bowl of free koshary. The lineups for free food in Tahrir were all very civilised though.

“Mad Max with tea”, as someone put it to me.

Tanks in front of the Egyptian museum. The media loves these photos and would probably overlook the fact that the tank guns still have their dust caps on...

Tanks in front of the Egyptian museum. The international press loves these kinds of photos and would probably overlook the fact that the tank guns still have their dust caps on…

A Muslim Brotherhood activist in Tahrir Square. His sign reads:

A Muslim Brotherhood activist in Tahrir Square. His sign reads: “Game over. I am an Egyptian against terrorism”

Why go to the mosque for jumma prayers when there is a perfectly good street. Cairo in revolt on a Friday. TGIF

Why go to the mosque for jumma prayers when there is a perfectly good street? Cairo in revolt on a Friday. TGIF

Concierge and his mates outside the hotel with sticks well after curfew
Concierge and his mates outside the hotel with sticks well after curfew

Review: Saladin Hotel, Lattakia, Syria

Lattakia has been in the news of late. A veritable viper-pit of anti-Assad sentiment, they say. Not so, when I was there.

Travel is often interesting in that the things you remember about a place are rarely what you read about in the news or glean from the pages of a Lonely Planet. When I think of Lattakia I don’t think of the ruins of the ancient city of Ugarit or the majestic outcrop of Qala’at Salah-Al-Deen (Saladin’s Castle).

I remember only the minutiae. The toothless old man selling sea shells he’d picked up by the shore; sipping thick Arab coffee over backgammon; the pros and cons of competing shawerma stands; Al-Jazeera-televised images of self-immolating Tunisian revolutionaries as seen from inside the local ice cream shop. Fleeting flashes of many things forgotten.

But one memory of Lattakia stands out above all. A guesthouse.

In Aleppo, my friend Hamud, a former mukhabarat agent-turned-hairdresser-and-hotel-bellboy, had suggested I stay at the “Funduq Salah Ad-Deen” (The Saladin Hotel).

Tucked away in a side-alley to the west of Lattakia’s main mosque, the Saladin Hotel backs onto the city square. Nearby, a statue of Hafez Al-Assad stands with arms outstretched over the street. A haze of shisha smoke curtains the entrance. From the outside, the Saladin looks acceptable. A typical beyt, lost in the medina. According to reports, a bed also went for the equivalent of $2.50 per night. Definitely affordable.

The lobby is a construction site. Part of a grand design, says the owner, showing me his plans for a new Arc de Triomphe in the entrance hall. In its present form, his grand archway is a crumbling brick attempt-at-an-arch, pasted together with odd-job chunks of concrete. The leftover cement clings to the walls in obsequious white bulges – clag on a child’s collage.

The owner – “Ahmed. Please call me Ahmed” – shows me upstairs to the guest bedroom – “the luxury twin share”. US$5 per night.

The only light in the room is a neon wand. It lies on the floor, ultra-violet blue, like a forensic light at a murder scene. The only other occupant, an obese Turk, is naked in bed. With the sheets up to his pubis, he lies half-swathed in the sickly blue light. Concrete debris covers the floor. Free-flapping electrics dangling from the ceiling – a school of wire-eels scouring the sea-bed for bottom-feeders.

I ask to see the dorm. The dorm isn’t so much a room as it is a space – eight beds crammed end-to-end, side-to-side. With no space between each mattress and no overhead storage for luggage, I’ve arrived in the Arab equivalent of a swingers salon – “join the party” – but without the houri. Just the digestive gases of my belching room-mates in here.

The other seven men sharing the room seem to be enjoying themselves. An evening of chain-smoking and B-grade Turkish detective shows is ahead of them. Idyllic.

I put my head down, feigning sleep. At first, the smoke is bearable. After all, indoor smoke is a fact of life in the Middle East. It doesn’t last though. A few hours in and my cherished air pocket is running out. A toxic grey mist is filling the room. The smog descends.

I reach for the curtains.

Why that Mediterranean sea-breeze would be pretty welcome right now – if only I could open a window.

The window is a dud, of course. A brick wall stares back at me through the glass. On the inside sill, a musty bowl of rotten hummus – mould blossoming at the edges. I slide the curtain shut, roll onto my side, pretend to be somewhere else.

$2.50 per night, I remind myself.

“Lonely Planet won’t come and review my hotel,” the owner says to me as I depart the next morning. “But please, write good things about us on TripAdvisor.”

“Of course,” I lie.

The combined team of Hafez Al-Assad and Pepsi watch over Lattakia

Arabian Nights. Hafez Al-Assad and Pepsi Co watch over Lattakia